WINNER TAKES ALL
Quark opened the door to his quarters and wearily
trudged inside. He made his way through the dark and sat down on his sofa, only
to jump to his feet again.
“Computer! Lights!” he cried. The lights flicked on
and Quark started at the sight of a scantily clad young woman reclining on his
sofa. She smiled up at his confused expression.
“I’m Lulu,” she purred. Quark eyed her cautiously,
more so because she was human rather than because she was a woman.
“And what can I do for you?” he asked suspiciously.
“A better question, Quark, is what can I do for you?”
she replied. Quark grinned and turned on the charm.
“Drink?” he suggested. Lulu grinned back and nodded.
Quark fetched them both a drink and then sat down opposite her. “So, Lulu, what
is it that you can do for me?”
“What would you say if I told you I could increase
your profits by ten percent in one month?”
“I would say that females and finances don’t mix,” he
replied. Lulu finished her drink in one gulp.
“Don’t be so quick to judge me, Quark. I can do a lot
more for you than tickle your tympanics!” Quark raised his brow and gave Lulu a
look of mock disbelief. “I can show you how to short-change your customers so
that they won’t even notice, how to make sure your waiters can’t cheat you out
of their hard earned tips, and how to increase the amount of latinum being
spent at your gaming tables.”
“And why should I believe you? You’re not just female,
you’re a hew-mon female.” Lulu smiled and reached inside a small bag that sat
on the floor at her feet. She pulled something out and handed it to Quark.
“Because of this,” she said. Quark turned the object
over in his hand. It was a small disk of gold plated latinum, and it had a
picture of a tree on one side and something written on the other in a language
that Quark didn’t understand. “That is my family crest.” Quark was curious.
“What does it say?” he asked.
“It reads ‘Greed is Good’,” replied Lulu.
“And the tree?”
“Ancient humans had a saying, ‘Money doesn’t grow on
trees’! My ancestors used the tree as a simple reminder of that fact.”
“Only your ancestors?” Quark asked quizzically.
“In today’s society, the pursuit of money isn’t seen
as a civilised activity, and it is because of this that I have been shunned by
my family and their friends. You see, Quark, I was the last of the black marks
against the family name and now even I have been removed.” Quark sat quiet for
a moment before speaking again.
“I suppose your advice comes with a price attached,”
he surmised. Lulu rose from the sofa and stood before Quark. She reached down
and began stroking his lobes.
“Doesn’t everything,” she replied. Quark’s eyes rolled
back with delight.
“If we’re to do business together, we should draw up a
contract, negotiate a price, ahh, that’s good.” Lulu straddled Quark and took
one lobe between her teeth, while his hands roamed all over her body.
“I thought we were negotiating,” said Lulu
salaciously, and she slipped her flimsy dress off her shoulders exposing her
full breasts to Quark’s wondering hands and lustful gaze.
“Do you usually negotiate like this?” he asked as he
rolled her fleshy orbs in his hands.
“Only with Ferengi,” she breathed hotly, “I don’t know
what it is about your race, but I really enjoy negotiating with Ferengi.” Lulu
licked her lips and then kissed Quark passionately. He was surprised by how
forceful she was, pleased, but surprised. Quark moved his hands down to Lulu’s
hips. He gripped her firmly and started rubbing her against him. Lulu took over
and moved herself against her business partner, slowly, firmly, and soon Quark
was rock hard. Lulu stood up and let the rest of her clothes fall to the floor.
Quark’s mouth fell open as he took in her full figure, her long legs that would
shortly be wrapped around his body, and those magnificent breasts. “Touch me,”
she ordered. Quark reached out and stroked the inside of her thigh. Lulu’s
flesh was warm and soft and inviting, so he stroked higher and higher. Lulu
sighed as he inserted a finger in her sex and began to tease her. Quark
pleasured Lulu until he heard her begin to whimper and gasp, and then he
removed the stimulation and deprived her of her impending orgasm. She pouted
down at him.
“My turn,” he said grinning. Lulu got down on her
knees in front of Quark and stroked his cock. She reached up and unfastened his
jacket and waistcoat and then reached for the clasp on his trousers, but just
as she did so, the doorbell sounded. Quark had a visitor. “GO AWAY!” he yelled.
The doorbell rang again. “I said go away,” he called out again, but once more
they heard the doorbell. Quark sighed heavily. This wasn’t happening. “I’m
sorry, Lulu. It’s probably just my idiot brother,
“Don’t keep me waiting too long, Quark,” she purred as
she left the room. Quark swallowed hard with lust and the doorbell rang again.
“Alright, alright, I’m coming! Enter!” The door to
Quark’s apartment opened and greeted him with the smarmy, smiling face of the
last person he wanted to see.
“Brunt, FCA!” A Ferengi male strode confidently into
Quark’s apartment and glanced around. “I hope I’m not interrupting anything,
Quark!?” Quark sighed even more heavily than before.
“What do you want?” he asked. Brunt smiled devilishly
baring his pointed teeth and sat down on the sofa that Lulu had occupied.
“A summer house on Risa, to liquidate the Nagus, to
give you a surprise audit…”
“Perfect! Why not? See you tomorrow!” Quark indicated
for Brunt to leave but he didn’t budge.
“Now, Quark,” grinned Brunt.
“But I’m not ready! I mean… I wasn’t expecting you.”
“Hence the surprise,” said Brunt. Lulu listened as the
conversation progressed. She wasn’t interested in what was being said, more
that there were now two Ferengi males in Quark’s apartment, both with delicious
voices, and she had been left in a state of wanting. Lulu crept closer to the
doorway separating the bedroom from the living area in the hope of catching a
glimpse of the visitor. Her wish was granted, but just as she saw Brunt, he
turned and saw her, too. “Well, well,” he began, “Now I see why you wanted me
to leave so badly.” Lulu edged out a little further.
“Who’s your friend?” she asked Quark, keeping her eyes
locked with Brunt’s.
“He’s not my…”
“Brunt, FCA,” interrupted Brunt, and he hurried to his
feet and took her by the hand. He pulled Lulu out into the room and grinned
lasciviously at her nakedness. “My, my, what do we have here?”
“I’m Lulu,” she said simply. Brunt couldn’t take his
eyes off her.
“Of course you are,” he breathed. Quark almost
couldn’t bare to watch. This couldn’t be happening. For the first time in a
long time he was going to have sex, and for the first time ever he was going to
have sex with a hew-mon. Quark hated Brunt so much right now that his lobes
hurt. Lulu sensed his displeasure and wanted to help but she also found herself
being very attracted to the very confidant Brunt, and then she had an idea.
Lulu sat down.
“Sit down, both of you,” she said authoritatively.
Both men rushed to sit at her side. “There,” she said, pointing at the sofa
opposite her. Quark and Brunt glared at each other but obeyed the command. “I
think I may have a solution that will prove beneficial for everyone.” Quark
opened his mouth to protest but Lulu held her finger to her lips and silenced
him. “Now then, Brunt, by coming here tonight you have interrupted important
negotiations between Quark and me, and I must tell you that I intend to finish
those negotiations and conclude our deal just as I promised.” Quark sat
grinning smugly at an annoyed Brunt. “And Quark, I find that I would also like
to help with the whole surprise audit ‘thing’, and am willing to negotiate with
Brunt on your behalf.” Quark’s grin faded as the meaning of what Lulu had just
said sunk in, and Brunt grinned instead as he realised her intent.
Lulu slowly slunk down to the floor and crawled on her
hands and knees to the waiting Ferengi. She slid her hands up their legs and
gently massaged their cocks through their trousers. Quark and Brunt looked at
each other for a moment, uncertain of Lulu’s actions.
“You want both of us?” asked Quark warily. Lulu
nodded.
“Together?” asked Brunt wide eyed. Lulu grinned and
began stoking their lobes.
“And now,” she breathed hotly. Brunt and Quark both
lunged at Lulu. She laughed as they knocked her onto her back and lustily
groped and kissed her. Each of the men hurried to undress, the presence of the
other no longer hindering their end goals. Quark was the quickest of the pair
and he wasted no time in climbing on top of his ‘business partner’ and screwing
her as hard as he could and Lulu wrapped her legs around his waist urging him
deeper. She caught a glimpse of Brunt out of the corner of her lust filled eye
and had another idea. She rolled Quark over so that he was beneath her but
still inside her and invited Brunt to join them. Brunt knelt behind Lulu and
reached around for her breasts. He squeezed them and pinched her nipples and
nuzzled the back of her neck. Lulu felt behind her and grabbed Brunt’s cock.
She stroked him gently at first but then harder and harder as Quark forced his
way deeper inside her body. Finally Lulu couldn’t stand it any more, she had to
have both of them. She guided Brunt to her rear orifice and begged him to enter
her. Brunt obliged. He pushed forward against the tight little hole and winced
at the pressure around his cock, but Lulu was panting from Quark’s assertions
and Brunt would be damned if that limp-lobed twit won. He pushed harder, again
and again until he was all the way inside of her. Lulu let her head roll back
so that it rested on Brunt’s shoulder and then she simply sat back and enjoyed
the ride. Quark in her pussy, Brunt in her arse and orgasmic explosions only
seconds away. The two Ferengi worked hard at fucking this girl, each of them
trying to out-do the other, and then it happened. Lulu came. She screamed as
the simple feeling of pure bliss washed through her body. Lulu panted as the
two men worked until Brunt gripped her hips tightly and thumped into her even
harder than before. He breathed in her hair, perfumed with sweat, and cried out
his release, and Quark was quick to follow, the spectacle of the other two
pushing him over the edge as well.
“I think you’ll both agree that this settles all
accounts!” stated Lulu as they collapsed onto the floor. Quark and Brunt were
too exhausted to argue and so just nodded their heads. As they gained back some
of their strength, the Ferengi got up and dressed. They didn’t speak and
couldn’t bear to look each other in the eye, but both continued to steal
sideways glances at the still naked Lulu who was now stretched out on the sofa.
Finally Brunt broke the silence.
“Come to Ferenginar with me!” he said.
“What? Why?” asked Quark.
“Not you! Lulu.” Lulu looked up at Brunt and grinned.
“Ferenginar, huh? And what would I do there?” she
asked.
“Help me with negotiations,” he replied grinning. Lulu
thought for a moment before getting off the sofa and slinking across the room
where she began to stroke Brunt’s lobes.
“I accept,” she said. Quark’s jaw fell.
“I think you’re forgetting something, aren’t you?” he
said desperately. Lulu picked up her bag and reached inside. She pulled out an
electronic book and handed it to Quark.
“All the information is in this,” she said smiling,
“No charge.” And then she kissed him passionately before fetching her clothes
from his bedroom and getting dressed.
“If we leave now we can get back before the market
opens,” said Brunt. He took Lulu by the hand and took her away. Quark sat
stunned in his chair. What had just happened? Did Brunt win? He looked at the
book Lulu gave him and screamed. Her advice for increasing his profits was just
a copy of the Rules of Acquisition! All she had done was highlight a few choice
rules! Quark held his head in his hands. Brunt had won! Quark had discovered
the most cunning, conniving and devious woman in the Delta Quadrant, and then
lost her to Brunt! With Lulu negotiating on his behalf, Brunt would be
unstoppable. There was nothing left to do, Quark curled up in a ball and cried.
Brunt had won!